The Worst Gold Diggers Author- This guy Thomas went to memorial high school over 10 years ago and has yet to grow up! He’s a domestic abuser with brain damage from constantly bashing his head against walls when he doesn’t get his way. He also has some weird Oedipus complex and loves his mommy almost as much as he loves himself! He threatens to shoot people at bars and later plays victim by trying to say he’s going to kill himself. He’s a real gem. Ladies beware. Restraining orders pending if he’ll ever answer the door to be served at the condo his daddy pays for. Also has major tiny d1ck syndrome and never has toilet paper. Probably uses his shower curtain. Sick.