The Worst Gold Diggers Author- BLASTOFF. This is SHELBY NICOLE COOPER, age 27 of Saddle Brook, NJ. Get a load of this.. this chick prides herself on being a Rutgers University student dancer (which she was until she flunked out of Rutgers within one year) sad. At the age of 27 Shelby is still living off her “successes” and highlights from circa 2011-2015 because since then she has done little to nothing with her life. Lives at home with her parents, 0$ income, no health insurance, 2014 Hyundai Sonata, no friends. She spends hundreds of dollars on fake eyelashes & trashy plastic nails from spreading her legs open with old men. Someone tell her she’s better off using the money from f**** old men on therapy sessions. I like to call her “extra baggage” … ironic I know, considering she has zero substance, worth, or accomplishments. People work hard to get a degree, graduate, etc! Stop lying. Just work hard & do the things you say you’ve accomplished and you won’t be such a lonely sad miserable human. Karma is a b**** <3 xoxo Take your extra baggage to the local community college xxoo It’s 2020 Shelby, you’re no longer a youthful student dancer with a hot dancers physique. You’re a lonely, liar, fake, unaccomplished brat with 0$ to her name. Fix yourself please!