The Worst Gold Diggers Author – All right got a really dirty one for ya! Meet Riley or “Roach” as his friends call him! This guy is great, always dependable as a friend and always someone you can rely on! Not only is he always good for a chat and always good to talk to! But he’s also great to his amazing girlfriend and he treats her really well! In addition to all of this he works really hard at his job and is really going places for a 20 year old!