The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Talk about a nightmare of a human being. Where do I begin with this trailer park nut job? Nicole Maxwell is her name and making you question your own sanity is her game. Scvm of the earth. Lies to innocent men that she’s on birth control just so she can get knocked up with a child support check coming in every month. Too lazy to work. The few guys who will lower their standards and sleep with this slore in the first place pray to god it isn’t theirs. No one knows who the father is to her two children, theyve hit the road running. Fat, disgusting, drunk driving pig. Every bartenders worse nightmare. Can’t hold her alcohol, loud, obnoxious, doesn’t tip. Stay far away from this one. If you’re thinking “oh she’ll be a good time.” DO NOT. She will ruin your life.