The Worst Gold Diggers Author – This floozy is unreliable, always shopping around for guys. She’s well known for sleeping around with loser musicians and managers. She’ll ignore decent guys since she’s broken from pursuing crappy guys, which is her fault for picking them to begin with and not doing any research. Don’t try to make things logical, since her decisions make no sense. De she’s just loco, bro! Plus she posts heavily modified and/or younger photos that make her look like a model but in reality she’s a wrinkly jaded old single mom with an unruly psycho son. Loco, loco, loco! Run, man.?