The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Meet [REDACTED] most favored community d1ck, Michael aka DJ Mad Mike. He claims “he’s the newest and hottest commodity” in San Antonio and he’s bringing his Spotify playlist management skills to a rundown neighborhood bar near you! He secretly uses the DJ/KJ gigs to meet mainly men (and some select women) to take home for unprotected one night stands. The less feminine the women, the better. He enjoys receiving a good ole’ raunchy Dirty Sanchez and loves his a55hole licked while pinching his nipples! He will even pay you generously for the extra TLC his a55hole aches for! He never turns down a sexual encounter so everyone is guaranteed a free ride regardless your looks. Don’t forget the rubbers, drds are forever! Keep an eye out for this DJ/KJ, you’ll get your drinks paid for and get you some of the dirtiest dirty off the dirty.