The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Hello. This floozy Sara Worse, oops I mean Mel Gobeil thinks she is incognito. But truth is, everyone knows you sit at home on welly pretending to be Sara Worse on your fake FB account. This girl is 34 (looks decent with a filter) but her box looks 106. She gets so bored collecting a cheque and not taking care of her poor daughter that she has to harass peoples BFS and randoms. (How old are you) news flash! We all know who you are! She hasn’t had a job in ten years and sits on her phone trying to ruins people’s lives -jelous! I am sorry you are lonely and your kids dad has never been around, maybe because you should be in Selkirk Mental Institute. Anyways MEL your not that secret, get a job, get a life, and stop being a sad a55 excuse of a human being. Anyways, if you want a piece of this basic crazy b1tch, just go on Leo’s list! But I promise she will make your life a living hell. Also, your butterfly necklace is ugly as fuk. And I hear your taco looks like a Taco Bell soft shell that got hit by a bus. Have a great day, hunny and get a hobby!