The Worst Gold Diggers Author – This is Megan Ryan, and not the actress. Though she should win a few Oscar’s for her performance of Mother of the year. Her kids are constantly hungry and the neighborhood feels obligated to feed these kids. She spends all of her baby bonus on coke for her and her friends. And yet can’t seem to buy groceries or clothes for her kids. In the end, it’s the kids that suffer as she orders take out for herself and leaves the kids home with nothing. Either way, I nominate this skank for an Oscar in the category of, Worst Mother Of The Year.