The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Luke Ranger is a jobless bum and a huge rat. He talks sh1t about everyone. He calls the police and bylaw on people and then blames others to create enough conflict to entertain himself. His favourite trick is to get cars ticketed and towed for parking violations. It is ironic since he has an extensive criminal record, including dui and indecent exposure. Now he just collects his scam disability money and gossips with whoever is desperate enough to talk to him.