The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Her name is Lisa and she’s a closet lesbian who steals your money. De I dated her for a 2 months and my bank account was almost depleted by her. She will still your cash to buy her girlies nice things. She’s a smooth talker and her looks often gets what she wants. I fell for her lies more than a few times. Well no more. Hide your cash, ATM cards, and anything else she could steal for quick cash!