The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Laura Shakespeare is a 38 year old drunk and parties every weekend with 20-year-olds, prays on younger men, and then has the Audacity to talk about girls half her age because de she is old and miserable and can’t find a husband, a man her age, or stable relationship, she should be focused on getting more Botox to help stop those wrinkles and cracks all over her face instead of taking guys home every night from the bar that are fresh out of college.?