The Worst Gold Diggers Author- This is Kyle Morningstar. He’s from Edmonton but recently relocated to Mission BC to live in his underage girlfriend’s grandmother’s house. He has no job, is in thousands of dollars of credit card debt, no ambitions, and is severely obese at 5’4″ (he lies that he’s 5’7″..he’s not). He regularly asks his friends to bum money off, often hundreds of dollars and even thousands and you would think that he would use that money to pay off his debt, right? Wrong! He uses it on fast food for his girlfriend so they can both get fatter together. I won’t be surprised if heart disease takes them both out in the next 10 years. In fact, he borrowed around $2000 a few days ago from a few people who still somehow talk to him but he blew it on hotel rooms so he can smash his underage girlfriend without grandma knowing. This dumba55 barely graduated high school but still thinks he’s better than most. Get a job Kyle and start hitting the gym. Also, find someone your own age!