The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Krissi Mayfield, who stays in North Austin, is a security guard and also a meth head who will make you trust her and then take everything you own. De She’s a meth head Sloot who abandoned her kids to her sister while she is busy doing crystal meth and jacking people left and right. When she isn’t stealing your money or drugs, she’s working as a security guard and pretending she’s a cop. She is also a dirty slut who will suck any d1ck she comes across.