The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Hi. My name is Howard Smalldon. I’m a dirty low life with no job or home. Yes, I’m a homeless bum. I beg for $$ from random women. I’ll never pay them back though. Don’t share xxx pictures because after I get mad at you I’ll send them to everyone. I don’t know how to tell the truth anymore. I’m a big talker too! That cerb everyone’s was applying for? I applied, recieved it, blew it away! I’m a method head, what can I say?