The Worst Gold Diggers Author – This gap tooth slop hog with the eye bags actually thinks she’s hot. Not my proudest moment, but ugly chicks need loving too. Unfortunately, she’s been passed around by a few guys who felt the same way. Now it burns when I pee and I’m sure you can guess why. Stay far away from this one fellas. You can tell by the eye bags she’s been working many sleepless nights.