The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Washed up drug addict, using women for their money and whatever they have to offer out of the goodness of their hearts. Will tell you he loves you, then when he gets caught talking trash to his exes he will get mean and nasty. Owes money, using a phone someone else bought for him, telling people he wants to be an addictions counsellor while telling addicts that they are wastes of skin, real stand up guy. Will tell you anything you want to hear to get what he needs and then he will disappear. Steer fuking clear.