The Worst Gold Diggers Author – This racist, narcissistic piece of garbage, is known for her open legs policy. Thats if you can get by the rolls that block the entrance of her deformed cavern. That realistically is more reminiscent of a grumpy old man grimacing at you with a blown out cigar in his mouth, then the 31 year old youthful flower that it should be. However, when this Shrek looking waste of space gets enough energy to exit the bedroom and shower off tge stink of her DRDs, left behind by the hoards that her off in it, she will lie cheat and steal from any and all innocent that stand in her way. After giving away her baby to a women tvat she only knew for 4 years, she went on to destroy further lives, while partying abd selling pepsi. Enticing friends and lovers with her self proclaimed ability to swallow large amounts of beef sticks and salty sauce, in world record times. As well as devine carpet cleaning, so that the ladies never felt left out. But don’t ever cross her. Her temperament, combined with her enormous size will leave you potentially helpless to the fury of a murderous raging lunatic, tha3t is more than willing to execute you or herself or both.