The Worst Gold Diggers Author – This chick bounces from pyramid scheme to pyramid scheme trying to make a buck, but she refuses to take responsibility for her actions. She’ll let everyone else take care of her while claiming that she isn’t responsible for anyone else. If you try to correct her she just brushes you off and claims you’re being “manipulated.” She used to shoot nude photography but quit when she got those ugly tattoos. She loves mushrooms and her bf has the wonderfully useful career of working at raves, not as a musician but as the “visual artists” aka the one who plays the windows media player graphics behind the dj.