Worst Golddiggers

Cyril Labman — Double Faced Old Pervert. Cyril Labman of Winnipeg is a cheating husband and a kinky John. This creepy aging man always lived a secret double life. During the days he is at the office and phoning the controlling wife every second hour. But as soon as it gets dark, at least once a week, Cyril is turning to a sexual deviant who pays for sex behind her back. Indeed, he has been a regular at Executive Bath for 30 plus years. Over there he is known as a fan of golden showers and a bad tipper. Our small city’s version of the ‘Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde’ story. Go see your Rabbi, Cyril, and seek spiritual guidance from him. You need his immediate help and you know it. We truly wish you luck with that, as we do not want to see you going to hell.