The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Paris Vulaj is a 46 year old mother of three who legally changed her name after being arrested and thrown in jail for filling a false police report on a man named Joe Schulte. Paris aka Maria pretends like she is rich and accomplished on the internet even though she lives in a cheap apartment and has such bad credit that she had to put an old bmw in her 21 year old daughters name just to be able to have a vehicle. Mimi was on government assistance for 8 years collecting free groceries to feed the only child she had custody of for several years. Paris aka Maria Ljuljdjuraj aka Mimi Lang follows celebrities around at events for photo opportunities in the Hampton’s so that she can pretend to be something she isn’t for the internet when everyone in Michigan knows she’s the biggest broke joke of all. Yaaaasss Paris Vulaj is fake from head to toe. All of her designer handbags and jewelry are fake too and she doesn’t care that everyone knows it’s fake or that they all make fun of her for it. Paris Vulaj sleeps with old grandpa men just to get invited to events in the Hamptons! After 5 nose jobs (surgeries she had a poor 80 year old man pay for) her nose is now collapsed and too small for her face. She was born ugly as f**** with a nasty snaggletooth that she had to put veneers over. You’d think after all of her surgeries she shouldn’t still have low self-esteem but it’s obvious that she does and her Facebook is proof. She lies that her eyes are hazel, lies that she weighs 110 lbs (only about 50 lbs more) and edits her photos to look like a completely different person with long thin legs and her face looks NOTHING like the photos she posts!! Wtf?!? She’s on her fourth pair of breast implants that all the men she sleeps with say are as hard as a rock. Yo Mimi Lang! Your hands look like they’re about 65 in this UNEDITED photo of you. No matter how many surgeries you get to look younger and better your old skeletor hands always give away your REAL age. Men, if you’re desperate enough to sleep with this cellulite filled, stumpy legged, loose as a goose, dry p***y, convicted criminal who will lie and tell police you beat you when all you wanted to do was end things with her after two weeks of knowing her— just remember she might ruin your life and when you roll over next to her she won’t look ANYTHING like the overly filtered/photoshopped photos she posts online and she SMELLS terrible! 😷😷😷 And boy do I mean terrible! She will smell up the entire room after you’ve had sex with her. Fish market tilapia special! 🐟 🐟 🐠 🎣