The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Chrystal Gillett is a delusional female trying to build her nest on her back and on your man. She fancies herself a community leader, volunteering for multiple boards but it’s just an excuse to meet multiple men. She pretend to be an exemplary mom but the example she is setting for her kids would make any real patent cringe. She found her wallet though! Found it in ol’ grandpa Jose. But… He hasn’t been anymore faithful to her than he has been to any of his other wives. Little matter; as long as he pays the bills and pays for her travels. All Grandpa asks in return is frequent back door access to help keep his secret closeted.