The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Kat, the newest informant in town. She has fuked every and when I say every… I mean EVERYBODY. Old, young, smelly, anything for some crack. Now, this girl is from Newfoundland. Are the borders open? Cause we gotta send her home. She stinking up our whole city. Pepsi and caviar? Crust stain undies and meth shards… blah. Every person she fuks, goes to jail when they leave her. $1000 reward for anyone who can CALL ME, personally, and tell me why she should stay in my city. Other then that. Kat, Chelsea, HODDER, you nasty a55 ugly a55 H0e, you have been kicked of the island.