The Worst Gold Diggers Author – This guy is slicker than weasel shiz. He steals anything that isn’t nailed down, lies to your face about it, and if you catch him in the act he just beats you up or plays the ‘terminal illness’ card. He ain’t dying of anything but long overdue natural causes. He’s a bully and an avid bubble jockey. The only thing he lives more than ish is booze. He is dishonest to the core. Watch out. He’ll steal anything from your identity to your tv. Tools, drugs, money, clothes, food, cars, shoes… he don’t give a eff. He’s deadly. He doesn’t have friends… he has people he is just lining up to rob. True story.