The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Griffiths very own Little Debbie needs to learn to keep her legs closed. Is constantly ditching her kid to invite guys over from her job…. But only the married ones. That’s her thing. Married? Great! Kids? Great! Happy family? Great! All right up this homewrecking slores alley. She needs to worry about taking care of her kid and her health instead of trying to get knocked up and have another kid she won’t take care of. She’s possessive, manipulative, controlling. Please be aware of your significant other when she’s around.