The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Carrie comes across as this really sweet ditzy girl. She’ll play the role of your friend perfectly! Will babysit your kids, get them attached to her, and then pursue your husband. Did I mention she was married too? She likes to text peoples husbands and tell them how their penises make her soul come alive! She especially loves to go after the ones that write her evals. She’s your typical Barracks Rat that people warn you about in the Navy.