Brittani Samson — BRITTINI WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. Nik, if you know anyone who looks more like the the purge mask let me know. Meet Brittani! She will ruin your life and take your money any chance she gets. She thrives off thinking she is a good mother and demands praise for it but really she is at the bar a majority of her time, and not because she is a bartender. You will be fascinated by her cottage cheese booty and lips that would make Jocelyn Wildenstein feel good about herself. Watch out Corona, there’s a new virus in town!