The Worst Gold Diggers Author – This thick slice of Crazy Cake moved here cause she couldn’t cut it in Toronto (which she won’t shut up about) and will do anything for even the slightest bit of attention. But the insecurities don’t stop there! This walking mass of daddy issues with delusions of accomplishment can’t even be bothered to clean up her place. Her attachment issues with her dog are scary and she acts like it means more to her than her friends (which she doesn’t have since they are ‘back in Toronto’.) Gaslighting, head games and manipulation; the thick b1tch triple threat.