Alan Koma — Scary Masseur. Meet Alan Koma everyone. Hes the worst masseur ever. He talks dirty and make you feel uncomfortable. He told me he doesn’t judge people because he used to be judged when coming out. Later he become non judgemental happy guy. He will lied about his age. Saying 51 to me but he’s actually 59 and deny it. Worst part is he injured my friend!!! He said he did nothing wrong and doesn’t want to admit it he was wrong.