The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Laura Gates Newsome, aka Annie or Annabelle Gates, is a gross home wrecking sl00t. She will screw dudes she barely knows hoping for a favor or money, and then sometimes she’s just a H0. Her friends boyfriends, strangers, husbands-she does not care of have any morals. Her appearance has changed drastically in one year-that’s what happens when you feed your body bathroom cleaner. When caught she likes to make silly little threats and say “she’s about dat life” and dumb stuff like that. She’s a joke, but also a trick. She’ll do your man for her portion of the power bill on that crappy little trailer she lives in, or $10 as she claims is her portion. My nickname for her is eyebrows.