The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Doesn’t clean her house, her kid or pets. Lazy enough to let her bills pile up so OntarioWorks will pay them for her, spends all her kids baby bonus on fast food and ice coffee and pets that inevitably die in the squalor of her low-income  biohazard of a home on MorningCalm. Doesn’t make her kid go to school, too much of a lazy cow to walk her a few blocks, 9 year old barely has a grade 1 education She doesn’t enforce cleaning of any kind, children’s services is called regularly because she won’t bathe herself or her kid, smells of combinations of SH1T, poor personal hygiene and dog/cat p1ss. Gets her friends and family to help her clean every time children’s aid threatens to take action on this pathetic, disgusting slob poor excuse for a mother and human She has such poor self esteem she specifically goes after committed men. She’s even known to try to fuk the boyfriends and ex boyfriends of her only real friends in the name of “selling her onlyfans” She has no standards, morals, and doesn’t care about anything or anyone Not even enough to give her kid a bath or teach her to read. Won’t try to hold down a job past her first paycheck, has failed two college courses that she only applied for so she could collect the osap to dye her hair ugly colors and buy emo shit meant for teenage girls at hot topic and to take already attached men on overnighters at airbnb Watch out for this one(don’t worry, you won’t only see her coming a mile away, you’ll smell her first).