The Worst Gold Diggers Author – This is Emilie Autumn also known as “Phlegmilie.” She claims to be a metal head but I’ve only ever seen her listening to Megadeth and Avenged Sevenfold. I don’t think she even knows where the [REDACTED] is. For someone from Saskatoon she seems to spend a lot of her time in [REDACTED]. What is she hiding? When she’s in Saskatoon you’ll find her wearing a Five Finger Death Punch shirt frolicking around [REDACTED] making simpsons quotes at strangers. Like that show hasn’t been funny in 15 years fuk. Her boyfriends a looker, but don’t be fooled. He’ll talk your ear off about Paul McCartney until the cows come home. If you see her puttering around in her red Rez rocket you better watch out. She’s probably high on lung hoots, coming back from Karaoke at [REDACTED]. She took my auntie and my uncle and she’ll take yours too. Watch out!