The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Allow me to introduce Bryan Van Hoepen, local real estate magnate and pillar of his community. Bryan’s hobbies include spamming the entire town with billboards suggesting what a good, God fearing Christian and all around stand up guy he is. He is a member of a huge local Dutch reform church where he dutifully shows up every Sunday even though the entire congregation knows that he was caught fuking his also married little blonde thot on another realtor’s desk, and that is why his wife divorced him and he broke up his family. He also allegedly has a history of lying under oath when the mood suits him. I know that this is pretty tame for this site, but it’s a massive departure from what he tries to pass himself off as. Just another lying, cheating, fake a55 Christian POS who will do anything for a buck.