The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Jessica Petersen, nothing about her says she wipes. Nothing about her says she bathes. Everything looks DRDS. She looks like my the child I randomly gave birth to in a pre historic Yetti village during Pangea. My early human brain thought she was demonic because of her Sasquatchness so I wrapped her in a malanga leaf and and left her in a cave miles away from the village. All she wears is fake designer. This freak belongs in fuking Jurassic park. She escaped the psych ward and is currently on the run. This girl looks like a man, truth be told. Her testosterone levels would be better suited for the CFL cuz she’s built like a linebacker. She will break the condom and try to have your baby cause she lives off child support and try to sleep with your man no matter what he looks like cause she’s desperate for baby daddies.