The Worst Gold Diggers Author – you know this .. uh … gorilla?? by now. Its Winnipeg’s biggest sloooot, annoying af, sociopathic, psychotic, obnoxious and hysterical. This thing has no idea how to be calm, very crazy in all the worst ways… beware… Has extremely low self esteem. She pretends that she doesn’t, though it’s written all over her personality, her behaviours, actions and the look on her face.