The Worst Gold Diggers Author – A pathological liar with lady parts that look like she gave birth to a hand grenade. Angry alcoholic, frequent consumer of plan B and penicillin, prescription-grade meth addict, and proud of being anorexic! She can be found in the bathroom with her fingers down her throat after any meal. she lies, cheats, steals, and will sell her body for a few drinks at the bar. Girls like Emily should come equipped with a pack of condoms and a lock-box to keep her from stealing your stuff while they sleep. De This girl has serious psychological issues! She’s responsible for more cases of std than Alex Rodriguez.