The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Here we have Michelle Banks. words cannot describe this beast of a woman. a total trainwreck who looks like she’s been eating pub food and smoking Newports her entire life. a god awful disaster of a woman if you can even call her one. a total wreck from head to toe. alcoholic run-down washcloth who looks like a total cum rag for bikers named Spider. de she has been trolling dating sites for years catfishing with filtered photos and getting turned down when the men realize how god awful ran through she is. literally looks like an old leather boot who has led a seriously rough life. when she gets turned down or the dates don’t phone/text her back she gets real nasty and bombards them with nuisance calls, ugly texts, and threats to post them online or damage their property. she has had numerous complaints filed with the police against her for this kind of behavior but still, that doesn’t stop her from continuing to fly off the handle. mid-40-year-old disaster leading a sad life and having nothing to show for it but the scars and worn face of a lot lizard pass around and living in a dumpy rental unit always broke and drunk. absolutely sad. you’re a hopeless wreck, Michelle. it’s tragic just looking at you.