The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Janie is an RN and high functioning drug user of anything she can get her hands on. Janie Noonan is someone to stay as far away from as possible. She also is set out on finding someone with money, she’s a gold digger to the extreme. Janie, don’t think that you have any power in this world. There you go you idiot b1tch, here’s some reckoning.