The Worst Gold Diggers Author – I am beyond fuming. I am mega fuming. Caught him red handed trying to steal my Dill Pickle Pringles right off the passenger seat, WHILE IM PUMPING GAS. Knew this fuker from high school and this isnt the first time ive caught him dipping his dirty paws into my chip bowl. He has a nose for pickle chips. LOCK YOUR DOORS WHEN YOU GAS UP AT 7/11 on [REDACTED]. HE GIVES ABSOLUTELY NO FUUKS