The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Where do I even begin? This fat mother fuker jumps from girl to girl worse then a slore at a bachelorette party. He thinks he has a magical p3nis, when in fact the only magical thing about it is that is so small it disappears. He has beat the living hell out of the mother of his children time and time again, black eyes, broken bones, you name it. He sounds like a mouse, or perhaps a 11 year old boy who hasn’t hit puberty yet…. speaking of hitting, if you ever need to feel tough he’s a huge b1tch and won’t do anything if you want to knock his front teeth out again… maybe do him a favor and knock out the ones around it so then they’ll all be the same color. Stay away from this nasty prick, unless getting drd’s is your thing, in that case 10/10 would recommend.