The Worst Gold Diggers Author – 1st and foremost this guy David R. Ferguson Is well known for his favourite pastime of domestic abuse; ask his ex wife. Most recently, this sloth of a ginger literally ran after a guys girlfriend in pearl river, however slide into a ditch from a drunken night of crying into his beer, and creeping multiple failed kissing attempts. Fortunately, this ginger failed to drag his natty lite soaked pubic hair cover face across this poor terrified girls face. This pathetic excuse barely functions, and has the nerve to gossip about everyone within 6 feet like a hood rat, only the male version. This ball of flesh lacks a spine-i know this because he couldn’t even kill himself in the woods. They found this human pinata daning from a tree…it is now dubbed the day of the weeping willow. Why? Because this guy employs self loathing and tears to target unsuspecting female prey, planting his well earned beer belly on them, the stench of that beard rendering them unconscious victims, lol. Seriously, avoid this guy…catch covid if you have to have a reason to keep him at a safe distance. You can find this slob pretending to be somebody at a slidell bow shop. Warning: do not befriend, and if you are the unlikely associate of the david ferguson, de-friend asap, and invest in penicillin. Dirty army, thank you and stay clear of this human pinata.