The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Cheated on her husband, hid it, got caught, played like she wanted to work things out, husband leaves for work, poof! Separated. Comes home, gets his arm ripped apart by her for touching her phone, gets kicked away like trash from the life they built. Jumps on tinder, starts booking up with anyone who matches with we. Easy as counting to 3 this girl is. Just say she’s pretty, and you’re into no dage.