The Worst Gold Diggers Author – This mother of two can’t keep a man around because she’s too busy out there getting blacked out and having group sex with her cousin in Petrolia. She will jump on anything that walks, spends her baby bonus check on Tim Hortons and store-bought cigarettes cause she’s a “classy p town girl” her friend Brittany’s card hosted a naked hot tub party at her dad’s house, and well needless to say. Her sister, her brother in law, and her cousin were all there just having a blast. But that’s p town for ya. Also, beware she’s infected with herps from some 40-year-old dude. She won’t tell you. And she fuks her sister’s bf. Just a mountain of joy.