The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Born in Salmon Arm but raised by the streets, this loser will fool you with his decent look at first, but is nothing but an uneducated disrespectful desperate d1ck that has no manners or money or education. Will fuk your wife/girlfriend behind your back and always fantasizes about his bros’ exes. Straight up ghosting people right after fuking them once just because “they have kids” or talking sh1t about women who have kids as “loose pu55ies”. Will fuk every chick in his circle and claimed to “have cleaned the house” by fuking all of 4 chicks that lived in the same house/circle, leading them to never being friends again, even though sex is not that good. Also hooked up raw with Janna Zutz who has DRDs multiple times and is obsessed with dating her. Always bragging about sex and people he hooked up with and ruining their lives by telling people their pillow talk secrets. And his real life? An idiotic alcoholic and pepsihead who has to go to cash loan every month to pay rents so now he has to go back and live with his parents or stay on people’s couch just so he can have money to eat, though working 9 hours a day. Has no real friends who would want to help him because he doesn’t give a sh1t about anyone but himself. Bad at sex. Short d1ck who fuks like an idiot and awkwardly laughs during sex after stroking you for 3 minutes. If you have a thing for broke idiots whom you might have to pay for bad sex and hear about it at every place in town, this is the one