The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Here is Howard Smaldon. Not the sharpest tool in the shed! He lies, cheats and steals. U know the typical homeless-type scvm! He bugs women to no end and when they refuse him? He sends them non stop texts and goes and sits outside there place. But he cant take the heat. Hes running away to Manitoba. If anyone crosses paths with him I give a strong urge and say “not worth it”.