The Worst Gold Diggers Author- 42 year old “disabled vet” draws monthly payments from government works construction/or jobs forced to take driving a car he hasn’t made a payment on in years with temp dead tags is a “real catch” he hops from whoever puts a roof over his head, his nice guy with bad luck and no family bs comes with multiple sources of confirmation & people will praise & endorse this lazy hobo! Owns nothing but a bag full of clothes most of which he borrows or is given to him and will happily use, drive, lose, and abuse your belongings without hesitation. Owes all the previous women & family’s he’s leeched off of large sums of money. Keeps standbys ready and primed, looks for young, large, otherwise vulnerable targets and does the bare min until you get fed up!