Liz Crawford — I Need To Buy Friends. Hey Nick This is Liz Crawford a wanna be “boss babe” who pretends to care about her employees. Liz is the most fake Narcissistic woman I know. Liz comes across being your best friend only until you disagree with her or tell her she’s wrong then boom she goes from valley girl to valley b1tch. Liz also has a habit of head selfies and the reason is the lower half is way toooo large to fit in the rest of the picture. Liz has had many men in her life but like most of her friends they see through her fake lies and Her boring personality and then start cheating on her. Liz stick to buying your friends at least they won’t backstab you to your face.