Worst Golddiggers

Jonathan Wasiatycz — ‘Nerdy Guy’ In-Disguise. Hothead GALORE. All and all He was a pretty good guy. At first. But he’s one of the most Ignorant Arrogant Hot-heads I’ve ever met. Arrogant, with an Underline. not the best in bed. But that’s not always a negative. The negative is that he’ll take your dreams and crush them. Very conservative. looking for the “Stereotypical Wife” Say t home take care f the kids, food, laundry, etc. The worst part is if you think he’s wrong about something, he will shove you into the ground and beat you over the head (verbally) til you just give up. even if you break down crying sometimes he’ll get to the point of yelling at you to just fuking stop. Arrogant, Arrogant, Arrogant. He’s all for starting a fight with words, but could never defend himself physically. I’d be very careful dating him. Because if you’re out, and someone pisses him off. He will Let Them Know. and it could be anyone, Mouth off, and lippy. You could end up with a broken boyfriend at the end of the night… Physically. Because he has Absolutely no filter. And Absolutely no willingness to grow, or see his own faults. 30-something-year-old. Always broke. Lives in sh1tty cheep places because he spends his money on God knows what. He”ll present himself as cute, almost shy. And ‘geeky but potential’ But there will be no growth here with him. Either his way. or the highway, And even if you try to talk things out. it will end up in a fight. EveryTime. Where he will ‘win’. if ‘winning’ means you’d rather be right, and loose your partner’s respect and happiness and overall. Them in general. then yes. He ‘wins’. he’s a Total ‘Winner’. The sad part is. He is looking for a woman. like in that Cat stevens song ‘Hard-headed Woman’. and the sad part is. if he finds a girl like that, They would fight to no end, Or she would probably break him, maybe even physically. because most girls like that are abusive. All in all. Hes a Red Herring. Only really good for a one-time-only Tinder date. that Does Not Lead to sex. He will break you down. bit by bit. until he Molds you into the person he wants you to be. And sometimes wont even know it’s happening at first. And Real Nice-girl, he will break. Because anyone trusting, will see his facade and trust a pretty face and a Complimenting soft word and be Butterflied. but really, He’s a flatterer to a gain. Motive. and he Always had a ‘plan’ for his future. and if you don’t fit that plan or Puzzle-piece into it then He’ll toss you away with an abusive word and make you feel you’re not worth anyone as pretty as him. Sadly. One of the only real attractive men in edmonton… But not worth the time. Unwrap this pretty present, and get a jack-in-the-box of Fuk you b1tch. You, will always be wrong. You will always need improvement. You will always be the one who needs to change. Because he is incapable of seeing Any fault, guilt, mistakes, or otherwise. and even if you draw him a map and leave a cookie crumb trail all the way to prove Why, whatever he said or Did was Not the Correct thing to do, or why it was Abusive. He’ll just say ‘oh, please’ and walk away. cus thats his thing. If he’s not winning an argument. he’ll ignore you. block you, not talk to you. leave the house. or simply F*k off for awhile. until ‘You’ have calmed down and can “See Reason” If you want to have a okay date where he tells you conservative idea’s and how he “Wants a Lady” in his life. than sure, Tinder date. but only the one time, cus once he ropes you in. its a long trudging journey of giving up any liberal value you have. Also consider’s himself a True Capitalist, and thinks communism is one of the biggest mistakes the government could make. But that may just be because of his polish background. Swoon all you want. but he wont catch you if you’re fainting. leave you in the dust, and honestly. should be alone. because he probably wont have any time for you anyway. Also, A Bit too into the jameson and Polish beer and cannot hold his own. And also a smoker. So if you’re not into that, instant turn away… Just,again I’ll say. The worst part is. He’ll try to change you, and if you’re a nice girl. You won’t realize it’s happening til it’s too late. his pretty face is a facade. Underneath he’s a raging hot head just Waiting for someone to tell him something he thinks is wrong, and he probably won’t get along with most of your friends. because if they say anything liberal or have such values. or are generally non-gendered/’A Snowflake’. It will not end well verbally. Also. a Bit too obsessed with his mother. He will call her 3-5 times a day and it will last for Hours on end, when you’re trying to spend time with him. and chances are. Unless you’re perfect, she Will find some problem with you. I got to say one this. His background is jewish, and his family has had a lot of trauma from the holocaust. So that dysfunction there you can hand to him. but again, If you want anything more than One single Tinder date, that dysfunction will become a part of your everyday. and it can be stressful.