Worst Golddiggers

Elias Arias — Nastiest Houston Couple.  Big nose Toucan Sam and the Diaper Queen here honestly deserve one another. He’s a skeezy scumbag who left his wife for a bootleg version of her, and she’s a low-life sk@nk that was totally okay sleeping with a married man for MONTHS. He doesn’t own a pair of balls because his mommy coddled him growing up. She has problems in her gut, probably from taking it up the butt one too many times. Due to this she has constant diarrhea. Someone seriously needs to order her some diapers pronto. Don’t ask Eli to change her diaper though because he’ll probably get his mom to do it for him. When he’s not dealing with her poop, he enjoys playing the victim and selling his sob story to anyone who will listen. So, if anyone has seen Eli’s balls please make sure to reach out and give them back because his mother misses sleeping next to them every night.